WHAT ONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT AMPLIFIERS

—What a crazy page is this?
—Well…here it's necessary to tell about the peculiarities of the work with us…
—Are you sure?
—It would be good…
—How should we start?
—Well, let's start with the most important…

1. Are we mentally sane?

Absolutely. Worldinfocom is a union of creative people each of who possesses several talents. Our office looks more like a kindergarten, where some children are occupied making paper airplanes, other ones—constructing a bicycle of the bricks, and the third ones—flying a kite. These children are unique, they are unaware of the moulds, and they create novelty every minute, make experiments and construct something unseen, something that nobody would have! Every child has his own opinion, and quite often it differs greatly from that of another friend, and this difference of potentials generates movement. Movement which carries us forward as a magic carpet.

2. And how do children cope with the task of adults?

Our tutor is an old corporal. He selects junior corporals very thoroughly. Junior corporals strictly watch the actions of the subordinates—designers, coders, illustrators, imposers, writers and programmers. Long-term experience makes it possible for an old corporal to determine the quantity of work we are ready to fulfill and then he distributes it equally among the juniors. The old corporal uses the most modern technologies of control—birch-rod and thongs; just these very means help him to hold young professionals in leash. The service record of the old corporal is irreproachable. There wasn't a day when his gray hair turned red.

3. How do our children grow?

Yes, once a year we celebrate birthday and each time we have more candles on the cake. And the cake seems sweeter. It's a pleasure that the habits of work and professionalism grow proportionally with the children. After each cake we carpingly examine creative obstructions in Internet, learn how to correct mistakes and without fail make something new. Soon we'll cut the next cake. And the confectioner will lit on it 10 candles.

4. And what about «stand from under» on the ship?

Our friendly collective isn't afraid of difficulties, once commission asked us to write Worldinfocom in the sand-box, we took shovels and started digging. The time was passing and the old corporal saw that we wouldn't be able to write till the deadline. The corporal didn't lose his head, he went to the children shop and bought us a new toy. The toy's name was excavator, with its help we managed to finish work before determined term.

5. How do you treat clients?

Very often adult ants and uncles visit us. Our corporal makes morning performances for them. During the morning performances we sing, render verses and show pictures. Designers draw beautiful pictures, managers—lines and numbers. And programmers draw nothing, but they sing and render verses! Commission is an interesting thing, it asks questions, looks how we live, what's happening in our life. Commission is always satisfied with the results of revision. Everybody who visited us leaves a special paper called contract!

—Oh— sighed a page, a special guest from the auditing company—are you going to persuade a serious man in this way? No, you aren't, because your success can be estimated differently. Well, I'll take a pen! The page was rather old and very serious.

The inhabitants of the office didn't like her very much, she was too boring. When the page plopped down on the floor pencils and erasers laughed joyfully. They couldn't read, but our old friend wind told us secretly, that the clothing of the page was a conclusion of the auditing company, whose evaluation of the annual turnover of the studio amounted to more then 500 00 Euro.

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